Eric: Aha! Caught in the act!
Evals: Ah! E-Eric!
Evals: I… I wasn’t sleeping! I was just… sweep—
Evals: Okay, okay! I was sleeping on the job! It’s not a big deal!
Eric: You tried to burn down the ship and kill everyone on board! Admit it!
Evals: Okay, I… wait… what?!
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