Keith: Alaric, is this really necessary?
Nickolai: Don’t worry, Keith! I only need an hour or two of your time. I can’t finish this statue of you without you modeling for me!
Keith: But do I have to be naked? Doesn’t this violate a dozen decency laws?
Nickolai: No, no, of course not! I can’t order you to do anything if it violates any laws. And I’ve studied the laws carefully. Since this is for artistic purposes, it’s exempt from the decency laws!
Nickolai: Now just hold that pose and I’ll get to work!
Keith: …Great… What else could possibly go wrong today?
Basitin Soldier: Keith Keiser? He’s with General Alaric. They’re in Alaric’s private stone-working room. It’s down the hall and to the right.
Laura: Oh, t-thank you.
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